i was trying to think, because i think that cliff booth -- you know, and brad pitt in that role with your writing, his acting, his choices, is kind of like the coolest. now, i don't want to bring the mood down up in this piece, but tonight is my very last show here. and there's so much great television that i'm just happy that every -- so i'm just happy to be there. is this a western? >> wow. that feels sufficient. pressure, pressure? [ laughter ] mr. and mrs. kimmel, you know what i'm talking about, don't you? you get six different frames from a movie and they get easier as you go. now people like to make this announcement, "i'm retiring." [ applause ] yeah. >> i have the best wife. learn how abbvie can help you save. we'll be right back with music from domi and j.d. we use our two percent cash back to help cover our employees' healthcare costs. it would be interesting to do a very special crossover episode, would it not? >> yes, it was. i'm talking about them all day along with the customers. so how will that new revenue be spent? >> guillermo: i do. >> david: a car or a spaceship? >> rob: paco easter. plus, it supports vaginal health. he's a natural. Monday. >> dana: no, no. what are the odds? no equipment fees. it's hard. >> yeah, can i say the special drinking word? beck featuring anderson .paak from the mercedes eq stage. welcome to the "star wars" family. i'm not a kindof mixture of my characters. yep [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> dana: did you have to lose that accent to become this character? it works in minutes. i think she's amazing. >> oh, okay. >> that's perfect. [ laughter ] that's not as funny as it used to be. i was having lunch with my old pal paul rudd. "ozark" and "inventing anna" are on netflix now. >> dana: i love this story. Copyright 2022 Stockholm All Stripes SC. [ laughter ] it was great. i'm trying to make it more about -- >> no. but honest answer is -- not gonna do it. >> thanks. no pressure right? for my when i see your movies i have to see them a lot of times. while helping every tribe in california. 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[ laughter ] you know, but then if it was in a forest ruth would know what to do for sure. kimmel." imagine how much better your life would be if every morning you woke up and you could just navigate the iphone and be just transported to another world like when you were 8 years old. i had a beer in my hand while bowling. by the way, have you noticed that biden's gotten a little feistier lately? WebJimmy Kimmel Live! if i were walking around in one, of those "sesame street" mascot suits, i'd be ignoring children of all races. >> i don't know. let me do this for you real quick. i'm gushing. let me just -- i got some thoughts. right? and you know, i had a vodka soda. Du mste tillta JavaScript fr att se den. Nothing bad ever actually happens to Donald Trump. i'll see you later, alright? 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[ laughter ] >> i'm in. >> rob: oh. serious infections and blood clots, so f ncs including serious infections skin cancer, death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. that's -- did "straw dogs" -- was that the third one -- >> it's interesting, i did see "straw dogs." right now, jimmy kimmel -- and culture. i'm a little embarrassed about actually hawking my podcast. the last show you came to, joan, you brought me some leftovers of your very famous chicken dish, what was that dish? >> so what happened? find energy. it was my fault. why are we in this western so long? sex before marriage may result in eternal damnation. hold on, i'll show you. >> david: do people get killed? >> what the [ bleep ] are you going to do? because why would you ever share your vacation home with someone you wouldn't share your vacation with. >> david: blink your eye or something if i'm close. we have music from domi and j.d. so i'm sitting in the makeup chair and i play the game and the first screen pops up. i'm a little vampire. >> david: okay, that doesn't sound -- >> the issue was, i had not capitalized "the force." good lord, that man is so happy. every story we tell is ultimately about a person. it's called "the right stuff." >> david: hold on. i came out from l.a. -- i came out to l.a. from new haven. yeah, yeah, how about a knuckle sandwich? >> rob: and thank you for sharing this with me. >> rob: yes. 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[ cheers and applause ], in case he just missed it, remind everyone in the bar what your name is, sir? >> i don't want -- what are these scarves? >> dana: some ruthie stuff. nothing, you can't tell us nothing? >> hello, alison. Today, critically acclaimed Vermont singer and songwriter Noah Kahan reveals new tour dates for summer 2023 as a continuation of his sold-out Stick Season Tour it went great. i'm your guest host david alan grier. i just hear my mom's voice: give up on your dreams, susan. she used to write that in my lunchbox. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] what? that's all you've got to do. >> david: "the shining"? but you know, i had to get right back on the horse. Jennifer August 18, 2022. that's what we do. what's in your wallet? [ applause ] thank you. grew up in scranton, pennsylvania." we come from uganda, rwanda, kenya. smooth fruit. cause. >> we were like what's the -- oh, welcome. get in there. yeah, i'm in. strike. All Stripes hll internationell bowlingturnering. 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Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. what?! i guess i'm like -- well, no. so my advice is always be there ready to catch your hot mama. it's a great day. why the white house declared a federal public health emergency as cases rise. >> that's cheating right there, that's cheating! you seem surprised. pressure makes diamonds. >> dana: you may have not even thought of this. >> there's no way that's a strike. >> you know how a few months ago we heard donald trump flushed documents down the toilet? >> one. coming in with class. and then like the rest of the band is like -- is having a party at portland arena and you were just kind of sitting back there. so i have all the video cassettes. he had the long cigarette hanging just like brad did when he was on "don't whine. >> get him out of here. >> yes. >> rob: this is charlotte's -- this is your first talk show. at the end of the year, my co-workers got me this trophy. she's my first pet i've ever had. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. and those are actually the video archive shelves. opening monologue, Jimmy Kimmel called out Kanye West. [ cheers and applause ] then later, here is something you don't hear often. and for unexpected heartburn frank is a fan of pepcid. >> like with only having this little -- these little sing-alongs to even know what a zombie is. so she had seen "straw dogs" that weekend. i should jump in front of a bus, see what happens. Check out her interview in the video below. >> dana: you know, i'm shy like that. and it's making running fun. that was quite a reception. >> guillermo: yes, sir? [ cheers and applause ]. there's a new platform i just found called "welcome.us" where people can adopt a refugee family, or communities or churches or school groups or boy scout troops, adopt a ukrainian refugee family. that's it? rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. [ laughter ] a lot of actors are so shy. but he really wants to -- [ laughter ] anyway. >> and you came on this show. 0. i mean, we've all become really close. i just watched it. >> david: what i'm trying to help you with is so that you survive. what?! it was wild because we had -- we would have the performance that we would film and we would have like 100 background. >> guillermo: yeah. >> rob: okay. [ laughter ] >> you know, we've been together seven years. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and it's not the shoes. i seem to remember you, engineering some kind of trip to a spa. we're losers. >> you know, i'm like -- i'm happy to be at that dance. cranston's going to head to third. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." it's the opposite. frustrated with occasional digestive upsets? a man -- the man's the best. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host david alan grier. and there's so much -- if you've seen it once you kind of haven't seen it, in my opinion. abilene shaw. the best or nothing. and she's like, do you want to be on the first flight? >> dana: well, it's so interesting the way you change your -- your face kind of when you're doing anna, you know, it's like you're -- because you have the -- >> what do you mean my face changes? estado dorado. and it has no preset spending limit so our purchasing power adapts to our business needs. [ laughter ] guillermo had a big weekend. ( ) in a clinical study, once-daily rybelsus significantly lowered a1c better than a leading branded pill. monkey assassin. hi. [ applause ] or as one of the five drunk [ bleep ] from "it's always sunny in philadelphia." >> nice. 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Like most late night talk shows, Jimmy Kimmel is filmed in front of a live studio audience earlier in the day and then airs a few hours later. of course not. beets. >> yeah. so one of our things that we do right now -- okay. i get it. , meet my boyfriend, jake. oh, i'm a little witch. you see the thing is geico, well, could help them save on boat insurance too. 27 taxes and regulates online sports betting to fund. hey, erica, i need a joke to end my monologue. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: this is my first talk show, as you know. it was back -- so -- okay. while they 0oh uh figure their stuff out. >> david: i love that, man. >> guillermo: yeah, before and during the game. yes, yes. yes, queens, it's your old pal joe. [ laughter ] she made you give up the seat? you're big papi and i'm a little papi. you always have the whole place to yourself. come on. [ applause ] >> or mafia? 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[ cheers and applause ] >> david: how you doing? now, you going to be fighting? >> guillermo: this is mexican technology. amandlo? >> dana: what was that like? >> it's going to be eric. >> david: what's up with that, man? oh, don't get me started. it's just you and your people. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: welcome back. tum tum tum tum tums a dental tool is round for a reason. are we going to call some strikes? and also you're in "star wars" series. that is longer than all of my relationships, marriages, and hookups put together. >> rob: i see. and you sort of like -- it's a, lot of eye contact. >> david: these are a little fancy. hey, big man, we're in the middle of something here. because ruth is a bad-ass. >> guillermo: that's it? >> -- daddy is abba. it's kind of four -- you've got russian, german and just sort of -- >> a mixture of accents. >> david: you remember we held hands and we prayed, the kumbaya circle. the best or nothing. The game is currently branded as the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl presented by Stifel, with late-night talk it doesn't matter. if we get close -- >> no. it's quviviq. >> if you make a point, go -- yeah, that was great! but are you like ruth at all? this is kind of a love story. >> david: right. do good. saying no to settling and yes to getting all of the above. we've got to squash this disease. if my quads get too big they'll rub together and cause a very macho forest fire." please welcome charlotte nicdao. one out! >> was that a lie? i do it every day. >> no, i saw them do it. this is not a joke. do you know what that is? By Rebecca Ford. [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: welcome back to "jimmy, kimmel live." i know you play a con man in -- >> yeah. >> well, we've been since. i won the whole thing! what's up, everyone. there was a lot of stuff i used to be. we chose our spark cash plus card from capital one because we earn unlimited two percent cash back on every purchase. >> her emotional pleas for mercy. i just stopped by in the yellow submarine to say i want to hold your hand. i keep a clif bar in there and a couple of butterscotches in case i'm feeling like a nasty bitch. for margot - lately i've been in a pacino. >> dana: that's cool. you're in a bar in philadelphia. [ laughter ] so i have the lovely distinction of working with my wife. okay. we're not together no more. anncr vo: rybelsus isn't for people with type 1 diabetes. >> yes. Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC August 10, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT. kenan! >> guillermo: try it. >> david: it's no joke, man, it is no joke. i keep getting these alerts because i created an app that's been keeping me really busy. >> whoo. >> no way. web pages i was like, who is this dude, this white boy is out of his damn mind. and he's literally doing my version of a zombie without ever having seen -- >> dana: he's a mimic already. when your sisters come to town and you say, it's on me. crushed it, little bro. WebJimmy Kimmel is an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. vote no on 27. (laughter). of course i'm going to do it. vote no on 27. what's this podcast about anyway? >> rob: zero. or how much did that -- working in that video store form you? our first guest is an oscar-winning director, screenwriter, and author who bleeds butter-flavored popcorn oil. About Jimmy Kimmels marriage to Molly McNearney. >> david: guillermo hooked up, with cody bellinger of the dodgers to get their pong on. i started training for it. >> i've been investing -- yes, like the last ten -- decade-plus, i starting investing in startups. i'm a little mummy, you know, kind of thing. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] okay, i too am from out of town. >> david: yeah, it was great, i had a lot of fun. >> david: do you have a lightsaber? because usually moves are like -- you know, "jurassic park," "black panther," "goodfellas." TV Archive >> yeah, i was in "obi-wan." and we've shot like ten episodes of this show. right now, jimmy kimmel -- and culture. >> david: what went -- why? but the risky recreational activities continue in her new horror/comedy movie "bodies bodies bodies." i try." it's guillermo juice. By Peter White. so how many of you are visiting from out of town? here you go, man. >> so anytime i or anyone on this show says that word kimmel buys the bar a round. no did you say yes? like, is it okay if i suck on your flipper? >> then lucasfilm found out that i was going to comic-con, and they thought, oh, this is the perfect time to announce you as -- as, you know -- >> david: as? >> david: chicken casserole, baby! so who's attacking prop 27? document.getElementById('cloak0840ecc4edc17d63374a9e7b662c257f').innerHTML = ''; >> kids and baseball, that's it. panera's new chef's chicken sandwiches. >>ui l o,out.>>ll lost, yeah. i don't want to put you on the spot. >> dana: i hope you appreciate -- i mean, how do you -- >> very much so. >> dana: why? >> fly ball. his work-life balance is anything but balanced. >> okay. i study botany. 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Jennifer August 18, 2022. >> i know. >> you're making a podcast about abilene. and i was like, hey, what if we do a show in my basement where i invite friends to run with me, and we bring a peloton instructor, and i interview people while we're running? it's bill clinton here. >> you believe in mustache magic? >> david: if i can tell you anything, it is to do this. despite treatment it disrupts my skin with itch. that was quite definitive. >> guillermo: yeah. >> rob: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. keep the nerves away. i could have worn sneakers, and i thought i'm going to just practice in these shoes that i'm meant to be wearing for my professional obligation later. robbie sometimes. >> i have a great one from alison that she's ready to give you. listen, i don't blame you. jimmy said he misses you all very much and he will be back sometime in the year 2025. he just knows to do that. and it was absolutely not of my own making. >> rob: okay. my dad lost his job." it was really hectic. i want to thank ashton. >> i have no idea. new and improved cetaphil cleansers are specially formulated with our dermatologist-backed blend of ingredients to reinforce your skin's moisture barrier. >> the right stuff is not liable to match you with a cousin or stepbrother. >> bagel clifton. >> rob: i did, yes. song: a1c down with rybelsus anncr vo: ask your healthcare provider about rybelsus. i don't think coffee is your answer today. through project up, comcast is committing $1 billion dollars so millions more students can continue to get the tools they need to build a future of unlimited possibilities. i was like, this is crazy, blackmailing another country. i don't really know what we're talking about anymore. 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[ laughter ] two, i thought the universe was telling me i was going to have a. great day. >> dana: this is for anna. a lot of people are mad with president biden because of the way he greeted the crown prince of saudi arabia. i have a sensitive palate. do you have, like, powers? it's cool, but some of the celebrities on there charge like 300 bucks so i started my own app -- [ phone ding ] slow down. new housing units in all 58 counties, including: permanent supportive housing, tiny homes communities, project roomkey supportive hotel units and intensive mental health and addiction treatment. olay brightens it up with olay vitamin c. gives you two times brighter skin. of course not. >> rob: that was the very first thing that you said. o'er the land of the free >> play ball! The guest host on the August 24 episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! that's it, actually. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the right stuff doesn't launch till next month. ahhh. 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David Alan Grier guest hosts; actor Ashton Kutcher; actress Amandla Stenberg; Jessie Reyez performs. >> yeah. and kumail comes walking over with his wife, emily. >> we raised over $30 million to help. john madden. the thing that's different about a vrbo vacation home. >> okay. >> guillermo: oh. plus, wikiworld. so where do you think this pressure's coming from? i just want to say, it's been so great reconnecting with you. we'll see. yeah. i had maybe what, four -- i had maybe -- i had a number of vodka sodas. >> mustaches? [ laughter ] "no joke. it's meta. >> well, we'll see. it's never a question of if it's going to happen it's when. he said -- i was standing there with glenn howerton, who plays. >> rob: you had a bit of an injury. please welcome ashton kutcher. ok, you can look. [ applause ] >> rob: so oscar nominated, emmy nominated -- >> i guess that's right. don't stop it now, don't stop it no don't stop it now, don't stop keep it comin' it's back america. yeah, it was funny. >> david: that's amazing. and she says, i know. and they were like, we just met you. tonight, from my show "mythic quest," charlotte nicdao is with us. yeah. i endorse same-sex marriage. turn up for the grilled lobster, shrimp and salmon trio and our hottest summer duo, steak and lobster! Aubrey Plaza on Jimmy Kimmel Live August 17, 2022. and i'm like, it's a wide shot of chicago. with models that fit any lifestyle. oh, no, no, no, no. it will spread to the general population. the thing that's different about a vrbo vacation home. just my impression of jason bateman on "ozark." >> that they unfairly have not been nominated for yet. well, we -- i met the rest of the actresses, jessie, imani, and ashley, at a wardrobe fitting i think before we started filming. don't let the covid get you. bring the runner, joe! i just do impressions of those celebrities and charge pennies on the dollar. don't look at me. we used to hang out before tmz -- >> david: bup bup bup bup bup! >> hey, what happened to you? 11:35 pm. now, i get that it's a big deal. Next Episode (airs 8 Dec. 2022) Jean Smart/Wes Bentley/Charley Crockett ("Lifted: Fab Images and Memories in My Life with the Beatles >> you guys, this is vi. >> david: we got something over here, here you go. pressure, pressure, pressure. Milwaukee sisters Chauntee (far left) and Monique Ross (second from right) perform with Brandi Carlile (far right) and Kyleen [ laughter ] >> rob: i just remember turning to kaitlyn and saying i like this guy. vi, this is everyone. >> guillermo: now you're going to play much better, or maybe worse. Get the SEVENTEEN Setlist of the concert at Jimmy Kimmel Live, Los Angeles, CA, USA on August 18, 2022 and other SEVENTEEN Setlists for free on tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC August 4, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT 11:35 pm appreciate your time. >> hey, this is nice. it was from way back in the day. and team los angeles has something cooking here. because when he first came out he was like a soothing grandpa offering you butterscotch from his coin purse. it's black and white. >> i'm maisie from st. george, utah. vote yes on 27. [ rim shot ] i will take it. get up there, alison. >> dana: one is conniving and sort of a brilliant mastermind and the other one is sort of just raw and aggressive. >> and i decided to wear a pair of shoes that also was optional. >> 2016 world champs. >> david: it's a whole different flavor. with cleto and the cletones. when you go to the game total power move. >> david: i don't know if she's the best wife. [ laughter ] i can't say anything. [ laughter ] no human being in the world. we chose our spark cash plus card from capital one because we earn unlimited two percent cash back on every purchase. yes, on 27. and we talk about the movies, we talk about the video -- the transfer that the video cassette did. >> i didn't bring you chicken casserole tonight, but i did bring you something. >> dana: which one do you -- >> i don't like this one. >> i want some whopper. so save money shopping back to school on amazon. >> that's really sweet. ask your doctor if it's right for you. well, i think we all know where he's going when he's jimmy kimmel dead. there are 5,000 families in the queue to come to the united states of america that just need the support and connections to school, work, all the various functions around it. it's a game where every day you go and they show you a still from a movie and you have to guess what movie. >> david: i wanted to ask you about your moustache in the movie, the porn stache. my wife and i go, we're going to go there to lunch and i say "that's a good plan. [ cheers and applause ] yes. if you get some humidity in there she goes round and round like a whirling dervish and next thing you know it's timber time. [ all sing along to 'break my stride' ] [ honking ] wherever you are, be there with starbucks ready-to-drink coffee. please say hello to jimmy's parents, jim and joan, right here. don't miss red lobster's seafood summerfest. and i think i had a vodka soda and -- [ laughter ] >> rob: okay. [ laughter ] would anna outsmart her? thank you! >> what? >> david: now, how old were you when you started acting professionally? every point we get, we've got to do that. one day you might realize it's time to switch things up. >> oh! big moment. but that's not what tonight is about. he's kind of channeling tom laughlin in "billy jack" to some degree. so when he's leo zombie and he catches me, he bites me. or in another room taking up space. kumail, your new show. guess it was a popular slow. i hear you're very good at this. when i first saw you on a talk show it was because you're so great as ruth, it kind of threw me for a second. has vampires. okay. feelin fit. you're you. >> david: yes. burritos! >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. >> of course i knew. i type in "the big sick. this is not the right reaction. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it happens sometimes. m just audience how it all came about. >> dana: let's -- here is a little game we're going to play. >> that's it. and sometimes the hardest thing about homework is finding a place to do it. [ laughter ] >> david: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: welcome back. i was really excited to be at comic-con for the first -- it was my first time at comic-con. many taking rinvoq saw clear or almost-clear skin. >> it's very close to zero. tell your provider about vision problems or changes. like i don't know. eq stage. but i don't know if she's the best wife. free flight to costa rica? at first he's like i want to pump you up. so i used to go -- we used to go to these "game of thrones" events because of hbo. rob lowe, he gained a lot of weight! >> i do. that's jordan. so what's the last movie you saw and you went holy [ bleep ] i wish i directed that? right now? i knew it was the quickest way to see you. >> rob: so what did you getler? 2 min read. >> dana: are they in different categories? [ applause ] >> david: that's beautiful, man. we'll be right back with music from trombone shorty. >> i'm running for thorne, our nonprofit. that's a strange sock. no equipment fees. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: what's up? Monday, 29 August 2022. it was all women because this guy who started the club wouldn't let men into the club other than -- during the performance men couldn't come into the club and so they would do this performance and they would tell the actors playing the audience to not make a sound to get the dialogue and all that stuff. the best or nothing. you really had a good -- >> the pandemic has really -- [ applause ] >> rob: minus the marital discord. i got a paddle full of tequila, look right here. [ audience aws ] no. aahhh! [ laughter ] so let's try it again with another patron. and a complementary botanical blend. >> yeah. okay, everyone, that's a wrap. you might already know that prop 27 taxes and regulates online sports betting to fund real solutions to the homelessness crisis. now, this is for the. my wife kaitlin and i actually own a bar in philly called mac's tavern, and we set up a live feed there tonight so i can hassle the scumbags drinking away their life savings on a monday night. Comments are closed. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. [ applause ] >> rob: bagel clifton? it's not a solution. >> this is my first marathon. now, i don't mean to brag. >> guillermo. now before we get going, i know a lot of you are probably wondering if i'm going to do any of my old impressions from "snl." the only thing you can do to get better at running is run. i don't think i got all that. >> rob: yeah. "silicon valley" much more popular than "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] >> was that -- that was really the first thing? we'll be right back with julia garner. every time. aveeno. "ozark" and "inventing anna" are on netflix now. >> dana: it's a rough one. with someone you wouldn't take a bite. quviviq may cause temporary inability to move or talk or hallucinations while falling asleep or waking up. please say hello to the very talented julia garner. >> how are you doing? a lot of people think oh, he became a movie expert from working at this movie store for five years or however long i was there. there's a little girl and she's eating her mom. quviviq may lead to doing activities while not fully awake that you don't remember the next day, like walking, driving and making or eating food. but someday when anyone can be in any room and everyone can compete we'll go much farther. who doesn't want to go to a monkey disco? >> i need to find -- , [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay. YouTube Channel. flirty but tough. >> alison? [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: welcome back. joe's got a joke. connection's a good start. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. today. be right back with ashton kutcher! [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live"! the audi e-tron family. mcdonald's crispy chicken sandwich. all the exhilaration, none of the compromise. wealthy casino tribes who want all the money for themselves support small tribes, address homelessness. [ cheers and applause ] rational discourse is still possible! and that's it. >> david: no, no, man. now you can save big on supersonic wifi from xfinity. >> now you're talking about the costa rica thing! >> that's the same as going to space. i told props to switch that out. which is what "hunger games" was based on. >> lou: ha ha, it's funny because there's a cuss word. >> what patients are facing. >> rob: i have a new show. ahhh! but kids also need computers. [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: i'm here with quantin tartalino -- no, quentin tarantino. >> early on it was like airbnb, uber, spotify, robin hood, a bunch of other things. >> no, no! but here's ruth saying stuff like anna. the best night of guillermo's life at the all-star game. >> guillermo: i had too much tequila. are you in a way someone who just kind of absorbed filmdom and you had an encyclopedia knowledge, and then like the beatles you reformed it, you knew where structures were? seriously, i'mi'm serious. >> dana: a vopper. and innovative ways to make your e-tron your own. he's so joyous about technology that has existed for 15 years. we built this nonprofit up that fights against the sexual exploitation of children. so i'm like -- [ groaning ] and i really do the romero zombies. welcome to the "jimmy kimmel live" show. >> david: oh, that's so great. oh, your agent can help you make sure it's just what you need. [ cheers and applause ] see, that's -- all of it is poetry. we got really into that. it's right around the corner. >> listen, life is an act, dana. but the other day i was hanging out, i heard "goldfinger." >> yeah. he's a guy -- you guys have seen it if you haven't seen it you're not going to see it anyway. >> she's like we love each other, let's not get each other. August 23, 2022 4:56pm. i saw it 11 times. there isn't too much hot sauce, is there? Next Episode (airs 8 Dec. 2022) Jean Smart/Wes Bentley/Charley Crockett ("Lifted: Fab Images and Memories in My Life with the Beatles Across the Universe); snowboarder Shaun White ("2022 Winter Olympics"); Add Image. a marathon changed my life, man. Late Night Host Jimmy Kimmel revealed in a recent interview that his constant jokes about Donald Trump cost him nearly half his audience -- and rightfully so. did she really make you give up your ticket on the space -- the rocket? Dana Carvey guest hosts; director Quentin Tarantino; actress Julia Garner; DOMi & JD BECK and Anderson .Paak perform. >> would it be like a bunch of male strippers going to wales? here's who's coming up this week on "jimmy kimmel live." >> rob: the last time i saw you was at comic-con. >> i used to be. you know, all of that. >> rob: yes. you know, it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy, crunchy and delicious. [ laughter ] but i looked closely and it was just real uniform. var addy_text0840ecc4edc17d63374a9e7b662c257f = 'kontakt' + '@' + 'stockholmallstripes' + '.' + 'se';document.getElementById('cloak0840ecc4edc17d63374a9e7b662c257f').innerHTML += ''+addy_text0840ecc4edc17d63374a9e7b662c257f+'<\/a>'; >> yes, i want the pointers. "poof", burt, you have my lunch. and i remember, like, you know -- at a very young age, being on sets from mcdonald's and stuff like that. Dec 7, 2022 admin. aren't all parties optional? this is absolutely true. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. well, they got in trouble because some of their costume characters were accused of ignoring black kids in the park. facing expensive vitamin c creams with dull results? hey, guys. yeah i was so close to the stage when i saw her and she she pulled me in. >> that was inside! uh, go spicy or go home, right? amazing. and it's about a new york podcaster that goes to southwest texas to basically prove everybody -- prove to everybody how dumb they are. >> it might not be the shoes. >> i'm going to do it. >> david: every year, clayton kershaw holds a celebrity ping-pong tournament for his charity, kershaw's challenge. you're sophie. you know?" >> david: i'm doing pretty good. >> thanks. 8:00 a.m. i call her and i say hey, emily, you should play "framed" today. you gained a lot of weight. >> okay. guillermo is giving his teammate mustaches. i did a ton of stuff when i was a kid. if you see a manatee mating herd, observe respectfully from a distance, do not touch. oh mmmm. applebee's all you can eat boneless wings. Desus Nice Fills In On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Jokes About Being Fired By Showtime & Getting To Say Whatever The F**k He Wanted On Cable. [ applause ] >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] . put your foot in it, it was delicious. [ laughter ] wayne, i need my flomax. [ cheers and applause ] right? >> david: 56! >> what does this have to do with anything? well, i just [ bleep ] that up for you guys. oh, i like streaming. i did the wrong voice, ed. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: thank you. how many times in history -- and you're up for an emmy for both. [ cheers and applause ] so now the numbers bear out. like even slightly. [ laughter ] we don't want to go be naked in a bathtub with you yet. and now, dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, i'll be back with ryan reynolds, my wife kaitlin olson and music from tones and i. we built a firm. 26 is a money grab that doesn't guarantee a cent, for non-gaming tribes. i see you! and i had just discovered korean spa, which i don't know if you guys know about korean spas. what's in your wallet? good job! Alla rttigheter frbehllna. [ grunting and moaning ] the nanny does it. beushe'senthou. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm waiting for eh, eh, eh, eh that's what i'm waiting for [ cheers and applause ], this is "nightline." don't drink alcohol while taking quviviq or drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully alert. tonight, from the new film "bodies bodies bodies," amandla stenberg is with us. you're lucky i don't have a campfire here. [ laughter ] and then after a while -- >> a lot of people saying that part. anna could wine and dine, you know. just one dose starts to relieve 9 of your worst cold and flu symptoms, to help take you from 9 to none. >> yeah! domi and j.d. >> david: guillermo, you did something pretty cool with the dodgers this week? can i have these? ahhhh! you starred in marvel movies, some "star wars." [ laughter ] oh, no, it's a vopper. >> rob: there is another person whose name, maybe you could lock eyes with him and say his name and that could take us to break. you're older and wiser, as am i. i have a dauhter, you ave kids. yeah, baby! >> like on national television. >> david: you went deep cover on him? and there's such a musicality to, it, an inexplicability. how you been? you know, using the word loosely, obviously we know steve mcqueen. >> what's in here? Slipknot appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live in 2009 alongside Paris Hilton. they're amazing. >> guillermo: why not? >> we did go to costa rica. >> i can't do that. a serialized radio version of "star wars." The Trump Organization was found guilty of fraud in a surprise to absolutely no one. Guest Host Nicole Byer, Heidi Klum (Making the Cut), Kirby Howell-Baptiste (The Sandman), Musical Guests Seventeen. Hes right there, at home in Florida, eating pork chops with Nazis! [ laughter ] ka-dink! (laugh) i've cast quite a spell now you won't believe your eyes! that is a beautiful and worthy. He is the host and executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that premiered on ABC on January 26, 2003.. Before hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!, he was known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. crazy, right? >> david: did you start with commercials? >> we watch some -- you know, he watches a lot of sing-along stuff on tv. wow! >> rob: thank you. thanks, gary. joe got a lot of flak for this. i thought you were particularly great. and when the store went out of business, i got the inventory. >> way back, baby. that's rinvoq relief. you were like, yeah, i was jet lagged down there from like the flight, and it's one hour time difference between here and costa rica. [ laughter ] now you guys don't need this, but for some in our audience who are single and still out in them streets, they're looking for someone very special to meet. >> guillermo: mine was paco easter. i mean, i think you're the ultimate movie fan. or are you just so very, very fat? song: a1c down with rybelsus anncr vo: in a clinical study, once-daily rybelsus significantly lowered a1c better than the leading branded pill. what are they doing, right? [ cheers and applause ] that is erica and keenen who are behind the bar tonight. how about the secret child of jabba the hutt that he and princess leia had from that one time they hooked up on spring break? can it handle all of my devices? >> david: you've been -- >> i got really lucky really early, yeah. anybody see that? >> where is the bathroom? progress that moves you. [ laughter ] hans from hans and franz? >> rob: what would your stripper name be? now, how -- >> hey! geico. [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: thanks, julia. >> that's what i said first? >> dana: you knew my name? i'm just trying to get there any way possible. it was like a real wild reaction. poor eric. guillermo! helloooo, people?! oh, man. okay? and they were very, very, very, very good. >> rob: yes. Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). this pipe just burst on me. our mutual friend said you've been calling and said that you're sorry , and said that you wish we could talk well guess what you're about seven months late our mutual friend don't know that you're too self-serving but i do and that's why your words don't mean and guess what this heartbreak morphed into hate and you should be grateful that i didn't hurt you back if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care if it sound cold it is what it is and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care if it sound cold it is what it is our mutual, friend had front row tickets to all our events every time that you played all your games well guess what i've got no hobbies and never again will i let you turn me back into a mess that grows on a carton of milk and guess what the karma's you love me still and you should be grateful that i didn't hurt you back well if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care if it sound cold it is what it is and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights, don't care if it sound cold it is what it is our mutual friend asked me how i sleep with so much hate in my heart i told him i sleep like a baby told him i sleep like a baby if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care if it sound cold it is what it is yeah yeah and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care if it sound cold it it is what it is and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care if it sound cold is what it is , this is "nightline." what? so i'm not like at the end. with guest host rob mcelhenney. >> shut the front door. Get the latest and most updated news, videos, and photo galleries about Jimmy Kimmel Live. why? TV Archive it was on paragon home video. which was kind of crazy. so you have other got these two going. >> david: we're not together because i still got anger behind that. the stakes have never been higher. >> it really checks out. [ laughter ] anyway. wealthy tribes with big casinos make billions, while small tribes struggle in poverty. no. guillermo? folks have been messing with the manatees. it was one of the best scripts i've read in like a decade. >> rob: in the moment. prop 27 is a game changer. geico. monkey disco. now you're never going to win. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." worsening depression including suicidal thoughts may occur. i've talked to charlie about this too. >> david: you're married to mila? and she's going to say --. because i knew you'd be funny and charming. i found some more props. and every time it was like they'd never seen a guy with a sock down his pants. they're flowers. [ applause ] that's right. it's about a group of young people who go up into the woods, they have the genius idea of having a hurricane party. we take the old video cassettes and we kind of -- i randomly choose three of them. they go down in the basement. so far it's one. >> alison, i think i already know the answer to this question, but how much have you had to drink? it's just you're this incredible director and then you're this guy too. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. probably four or five now. Hollywood star Jimmy Kimmel told Liz Cheneys committee to throw in the towel saying nothing will happen to former President Donald Trump no matter what Cheney and 22 Feb. 2022 Mandy Moore/Rob Base/Tinashe/Arnold Schwarzegger. >> lou: tonight's magic beer word is -- "guillermo." fall hard with a $3 medium pumpkin cream cold brew. [ laughter ] >> rob: was that the trick? var path = 'hr' + 'ef' + '='; you are one of the most talented people i've ever worked with. >> thank you. oh, right. and i got there a little early so i could enjoy the convention. spikey fruit. >> oh, yes, the palm trees. i'm just talking to him casually on my podcast. yes on 27. now it's time for you to show us your trophy. feet?! so it's like the greatest audience in the world. but when he gets on the bike, he becomes [thunder] zen zach. [ laughter ] and then -- he was so on edge, we were, because we wanted this grandpa presence because we had four years of shouty mcfatpants. >> guillermo: it was the best night of my life. and in the beginning i was like, wow, everybody's really -- what was the audition process for this? 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